Dumbass of the Day

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Wife runs over husband with SUV over voting choice	Don't call police if your iPhone isn't working
Don't use funerals as a chance to rob people	Don't tie bags of drugs to your penis
Don't leave your wallet at the crime scene	Woman calls 9-1-1 over bad burger
Woman tries to hide urine bottle in her vagina, fails drug test	It's one thing to use a fake ID, but to use a fake ID of a celebrity? Come on!
Don't steal a bunch of bras	Don't film up a woman's skirt
Don't go looking for a in your birthday suit	Make sure you know where your home is
Don't ask officers for a favor	Don't pay a stripper with a cocaine
Don't fight police with a light saber	Don't forget to fill up
Don't blame your stupidity on a ghost	Don't stuff lobsters in your pants
Don't Stab Your Friend Over Beyonce	Don't call 911 if your drug dealer lies to you
Don't throw a flaming toy at a kid	If caught stealing, don't say you're a TV star
Don't throw your food back at the restaurant	Really, who stuffs steaks down their pants?
Don't Rob a Ninja	Don't Throw Flaming Marshmallows
Don't Record Your Family Getting Naked	Don't Rob the Bank Next Door to You
Don't Attack People Over Toast	Don't Stab People WIth Christmas Ornaments
Don't Steal on a Job Interview	Don't Throw Ham at Your Mom
Don't Smash Your Face Running From the Cops	Don't Fire-Bomb the Pizzeria
Don't Pee on Police Cars	Don't Break into a House to Watch TV
Don't Wear a Man-kini to a Closed Daycare	Don't Squeeze into a Baby Swing for $100

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